I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
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Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
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