i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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