how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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