where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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