Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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