I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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