you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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