wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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