they need to just BURY HIM!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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