I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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