I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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