honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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