You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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