Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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