that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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