She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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