Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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