Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
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