You're a womanizer and a bitch.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
