Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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