I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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