i just wanna soil my oats bro
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
