we have pet lesbian snakes
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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