Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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