Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Randomize