I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
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Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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