If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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