oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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