i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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