i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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