i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Dignity is for republicans.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Im part way to drunk.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
