hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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