You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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