Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I can't put those talents on a resume
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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