You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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