Define "chronic" masturbator.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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