I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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