biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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