I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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