This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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