Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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