Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
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I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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