He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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