This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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