is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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