"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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