in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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