Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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