I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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