Ambien. No doubt about it.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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