I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
worst night to have a conscience
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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