Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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