Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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