i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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