operation harelip BJ is a go
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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