its not stalking. its research.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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